The Jagermonsta (sometimes spelled Jagermonster) is a terrifying beast of pure drunkenness, and a guardian of a piece of The Tablet.

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The Jagermonsta is an enormous quadrupedal beast, appearing as a flayed deer-like monster with visible bones and muscles, enormous stomping hooves, and a snarling skull head with bulging eyes and giant antlers. According to its titular song, just looking at the creature is enough to turn someone drunk. It also makes people do stupid things while drunk, such as driving cars into busloads of retarded children.